Who am I?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 2:07:30

I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat
until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg
for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that
you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be
weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu
PS: Now, get your mind out of the gutter, he he he.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 3:45:45

lol, funny.

Bob

Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 7:43:01

ah the flu: first you hope not to die, then you hope you *will die...

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 11:38:45

hehehehehehe!